funny dumb
blonde jokes
1. Q: What do you call a blonde with
half a brain?
A: Gifted!
2. Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.
3. Q: What do you call a blonde with
2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
4. Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
5. Q: What do you call it when a blonde
dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
6. Q: How does a blonde part their hair?
A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart)
A2: By doing the splits.
7. Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle
herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
8. Q: What did the blonde's right leg
say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
9. Q: Why do blondes wash their hair
in the sink?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to
wash vegetables!
10. Q: When does a brunette have 1/2
of a brain?
A: After a dye job.
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