funny dumb
blonde jokes
11. Q: Why didn't the blonde want a
window seat on the plane?
A1: She'd just dyed her hair.
A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want
it blown around too much.
12. Q: Why do blondes wear their hair
up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their
heads.
13. Q: Why is it good to have a blonde
passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
14. Q: What was the blonde psychic's
greatest achievment?
A: An IN-body experience!
15. Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They both get fucked up when they're on their back.
16. Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood
footballer killed in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in common?
A: Put either of 'em in a car and their fucked.
17. Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery
rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
18. Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes
light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
19. Q: How do you get a blondes eyes
to twinkle?
A: Shine a torch in her ears.
20. Q: Why should blondes not be given
coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
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