funny dumb
blonde jokes
21. Q1 How can you tell if a blonde's
been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.
Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's
been using the computer?
A: There's writing on the white-out.
22. Q: What's the difference between
a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a
computer once.
23. Q: What do a blonde and your computer
have in common?
A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you
until they go down on you.
24. Q: What did the blonde think of
the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel
9.
25. Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder
pads?
A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I
dunno!
26. Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.
27. Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
28. Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water
into those little packages.
29. Q: What do you call a blonde with
a dollar on the top of their head?
A: All you can eat, under a buck.
30. Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: Because they can't get their head in the jar.
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