funny
yo mama jokes and insults
Yo Mama's so ugly...
- Yo Mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry,
no professionals"
- Yo Mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What
a treasure!" and her father said, "Yeah! Let's go bury it!"
- Yo Mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla
cookies.
- Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong
end.
- Yo Mama's so ugly, they didn't make a costume for her when she tried
out for Star Wars.
- Yo Mama's so ugly, when she walks down the street in September,
people say, "Damn! Is it Halloween already?"
- Yo Mama's so ugly, the govt. moved Halloween to her birthday.
- Yo Mama's so ugly, her mom had to feed her with a sling shot.
- Yo Mama's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.
- Yo Mama's so ugly, two guys broke into her apt., she yelled "rape",
they yelled "NO!"
- Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they
run for the border.
- Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like her neck threw up.
- Yo mama's so ugly, rice crispies won't even talk to her.
- Yo mama's so ugly, she scares people even with the lights out.
- Yo mama's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
- Yo mama's so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he
tells her to get out.
- Yo mama's so ugly, that your father takes her to work with him so
that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
- Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks
for bringing her back."
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